Kongisms

I thought this ad was hilarious. Is her neck broken?

This site is fun! You can design your own tacky (or tasteful, if you prefer, but where’s the fun in that?) holiday sweater or browse the hundreds that are posted on the site. The only bummer is that you can’t order your sweater! [It's actually a gimick by a legit company that does marketing or [...]

Thanks to Mike I now have Peanut Butter Jelly Time stuck in my head on an endless loop! I have to admit, it’s quite catchy. And who doesn’t love a dancing banana?!

And if you were at all curious, click here for a bit more info on the Dancing Banana.
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Behold our sweet holiday outfits! Holiday party on Saturday was lots of fun. The pot roast was a hit as was the nog and all the other treats that everyone brought. Danny was even gracious enough to provide a hilarious sign to instruct us all in proper cheese cutting etiquette:

Two winters ago, Jamie and I drove up to Kirkwood for a day trip. It had been snowing all week and the conditions were supposed to be really good. That morning the air was crisp and the sky was clear; a perfect day for riding. Unfortunately, we didn’t quite make it there. Right before the [...]

I’ve decided to open a beauty salon. I hope you can all stop by and visit. I give good “HAIR CUT”, “WAX….” and “HILIGHS”. Come on by! I’ll make you pretty.

This is the crazy decoration house a block away from me in Bernal Heights. They decorate for all the major holidays and, as evidenced by this photograph, they go balls out. No surface is left unadorned, no window without a decal or cutout… and you see that large Santa in the bottom left corner? He’s [...]