Kongisms

Have a great weekend!
Everybody’s Working For The Weekend(click to listen)

Numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

The Chinese believe that eating penis can enhance your virility.
Thankfully, according to Nancy, a waitress at Beijing’s penis emporium, women shouldn’t eat testicles so I won’t feel bad about refusing, should I ever be lucky enough to dine in an establishment that serves them. I shouldn’t find this too bizarre, having eaten [...]

Have you ever gone furniture shopping and wondered, “Is this couch sex-ready?” Or, “If we’re doing it on the dining room table, can we get into interesting positions?” Well, Tok & Stok, a delightful Brazilian furniture and home furnishings company has solved that problem. Click here to see if your potential furniture is up to [...]

Ha ha hahhaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah. Those crazy U.S. Americans… Click here to watch all 5 finalists. Hilarious!

Important news related to the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus has just been brought to my attention by one Philip Kong. Click here to read more about Tree Octopus Protection Vs. Sasquatch Traditions. Please be sure to peruse the entire site as the authors have worked tirelessly to bring to light the issues surrounding the Sasquatch.

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Sincerest apologies to all my fans and loyal readers!! I left you for so long. You wondered, where has she gone? Will she ever return? What will I do without her hilariousness?! Well, never fear, I have returned. I was on vacation in NY for a week and between the family time and eatng time, [...]

The end is near. The world will collapse from the weight of pastey-white, home-schooled Republicans who believe in their heart of hearts that their brood of one million represents the will of God. Sinners and Democrats be warned! You will receive your just desserts and punishment will radiate from what will be known as Hell [...]

Hands down, best new show. For reals, mother uckers.